Sai: why are you wearing a diaper

Me: it's not a diaper, get out please

Sai: yes it's a diaper

Me: out

Sai: haha

Charlie: Dad, can we fly? Dad: No Charlie: (puzzled ) How do we get to Heaven? Dad: (dumbfounded) ummm we just do?

I couldn't figure out why Lucy was crying and saying "I'm going to die" over & over, I forgot to buckle the bottom of her seat belt ROFL

Charlie takes Mike her dolls and says "will you hold my babies sweety, thanks sweetheart" haha

Charlie just responded to me with "Are you kidding me?" LmAo

ROFL, I was just informed Charlie had bad gas during Lion King

Lucy put sai in the garage and closed the door, so wrong