Sai: why are you wearing a diaper

Me: it's not a diaper, get out please

Sai: yes it's a diaper

Me: out

Sai: haha

Charlie: Dad, can we fly? Dad: No Charlie: (puzzled ) How do we get to Heaven? Dad: (dumbfounded) ummm we just do?

I couldn't figure out why Lucy was crying and saying "I'm going to die" over & over, I forgot to buckle the bottom of her seat belt ROFL

Charlie takes Mike her dolls and says "will you hold my babies sweety, thanks sweetheart" haha

Charlie just responded to me with "Are you kidding me?" LmAo

ROFL, I was just informed Charlie had bad gas during Lion King

Lucy put sai in the garage and closed the door, so wrong

Girls "I don't want to eat" mom "ok then go made your beds & clean ur room" Girls "mom, me eat" haha

Charlie wakes up and asks Mike, why are you holding a pillow? Mike says: because I want to. Charlie: it's like your dolly? LMAO

Sai just balled up his blanket and sat on it so his sisters wouldn't touch it, very funny.

ROFL Charlie has rowdy beer farts! Well, they smell like them at least.

Girls play figthing with Dad. Charlie snifts him and says "you smell ugly" & lucy is singing the "hey hey u ugly " cheer to him, pretty LOL

The girls are fighting andcalling each other ugly, someone should remind them they are identical twins

Just chamged Sai'd's diaper and he says "bye poop"

I tell Charlie "you haven't touched your egg," she sticks her finger in it and says "yes, I did, see," LMAO

I talking Spanish.

The twins first words were in Spanish, thanks to Grandma. But now that they are in school, they speak only English, with an occasional Spanish word, however; they still understand Spanish fully.

Charlie has decided if she speaks gibberish really fast and in a high voice, she's speaking Spanish.

Mom: Charlie, speak in Spanish for Grandma.
Charlie: , Caca, poo-poo, Chee

Well, she is right.

Stupid!

Charlie has decided that her new favorite "random" word is Stupid. Yup, out of the blue she yells is out and Lucy cracks up in laughter.

Him, no bueno.

Charlie just said "uh,. me so tired" while she's doing her homework, haha she's only 3, I can only imagine what they will say as teenagers

i just put sai his pj's and in 2 seconds that i turned around sai stepped into the girl's bubble bath, i get no break

The girls asked if daddy was taking me pon a date to Walmart! haha